this is geoffrey sarkozi, a twenty year old male that grew up in paris, france to an adorable homemaker mother, and a dedicated father, who was sadly more dedicated to his work as a chef (working his way to the top of the effiel tower) than to his family. because of his father's constant absence, geoff is naturally closer to his mother. he still has both of them around, and why they decided to move from paris was beyond him. he was depressed about it, a native french speaker - what would longport, new jersey want with him? or with anyone in his family. his father claimed it was a chance to just get out of paris and live a little, but geoff knew it was because the woman on the other side of the fence was breaking up with him, saying she needed to go back to her husband. geoffrey's mother still doesn't know about why they moved, being impeccably devoted to her cheating husband with blind eyes, and was the one to sooth geoff in the nights of discomfort, of new beginnings in a country that made no sense to him at all.

he was home schooled by a tutor for the first two years of his life in america, learning english well enough to communicate in social situations. when he was ten, he discovered public school again, where he met his best friend to be for the rest of his human life. and geoff hit it off so quick that their classmates were sat wondering what had happened, how the two new boys, from different ends of the earth, were so suddenly very close. unfortunately, this generations youth decides the fate for most people, and so the pair were deemed fag lovers very early on in their friendship. not that they really cared, though! they thought it was so amusing that they played it up as best as they could, and even to this day it's awkward to say goodbye to each other without at least a gentle ass grab or a playful bite of an ear.

most people would think that because geoff is so comfortable with dudes, he must be with females too, right? it wasn't such the case, and while his childhood rumors seemed to become truths in one manner or another, girls made geoff more embarrassed than his mother on his birthday. a string of awkward dates, starting with a blind one, proved to show just how bad he was with females, despite his teenage hunger for them. carved it in stone - he was officially the worst guy to go on a date with. after a months full of horribly ending hang outs, geoff finally decided that dating just wasn't for him, and he was convinced that she was just trying to make him fail in purpose. she did end up being his first "experience" with a woman, though, and he couldn't help but compare it to other "experiences" he had endured.

however, even with his reputation as a connard who was plein de merde, geoff went on to accomplish a high level of achievement. with a passion for history and the stories of not only his own country, or america, geoff graduated high school with all honors and decided that his education would continue with the knowledge of the past. but his interests laid in the land of samurai and ninja warriors, a land of cherry blossom gardens and women that were just as fierce as their male counterparts. perhaps his love for the japanese flourished through his favorite videogames, but regardless, he'll be attending nyu to study his favorite country's memorable past.

in the meantime, however, geoff spends his time visiting the local record store to snatch the vinyls that are hidden under the desk just for him, skateboarding with the girl that ruined his faith in being a good date, curled into his best friend's side while he happily beats the shit out of mythological creatures on mortal combat, upgrading his hallo-ween ninja costume to level 30 and higher, and playing with his pretty papillion puppy named 'uranus', respectively named by himself and . if you can't find him around downtown with his arm slung suggestively around the male's waist, then try the skate park or, more often than not, his own kitchen. it's probably the best place to find him between 5pm and 7pm, he's never missed a dinner meal in his life. who would, if their dad almost got head chef at the very tip top of the most prestigious towers in the world?