To tell the truth, I'm really just not all that great of a human being. Like...this one time at band camp? I stuck a flute in someone's pussy. And then played it." - Elliot Riggs, October 9th 2000

credits

improv
hoodlums [1997 - 2002] traveling improv troupe

lyrical comedy cds *
cooking with sylvia plath [1999] - demo
tracks: 1. half a man
2. a month dead
3. priest
4. kill a kitten
5. mighty hermaphrodite

1-800-COLLECT (can i get my endorsement money now?) [2001]
tracks: 1. lullaby (the divorce song)
2. half a man
3. bitch
4. special
5. a month dead
6. priest
7. hair
8. gerbil
9. mother's day song
10. tall glass o' water
11. in defense of a peepshow girl
12. jim henson's dead
13. a tribute to multigrain bun
14. gay
15. walken parts 1, 2 & 3 (bonus track)

seven minutes in heaven (ten on a good day) [2003]
tracks: 1. talk to me
2. dr. elliot
3. priest (live)
4. dedication to cracked out rockstar
5. superhero
6. what if that guy from smashing pumpkins lost his car keys?
7. mother's day (live)
8. taxi driver
9. for the ladies
10. grandfather
11. bowling song (almighty malachi, professional bowling god)
12. she gotta smile
13. best friends song (featuring chris lambert)
14. dungeons & dragons
15. down to the old pub instead

the devil wears cheap prada knockoffs [2005]
tracks: 1. vanilla ice cream
2. baby
3. halloween
4. love song
5. craig
6. beelz
7. albino
8. mixer at delta chi
9. tiny little moustache
10. pierre
11. whittlin' man
12. classic rock song
13. not home
14. voices in my head

non album tracks [1997 - 2005]
you caught me spankin' it
special ed
oh binladen
drink you pretty

television
Saturday Night Live [late 2005 - present]
writer & cast member

movies
Knocked Up [2007]
Role: Jason

High Fidelity
Role: Barry

Wedding Crashers [2008]
Role: Co-writer, Jeremy Grey

Forgetting Sarah Marshall [2008]
Role: Aldous Snow

Blades of Glory [unannounced]
Role: Co-writer,

[* with the voice and lyrics of stephen lynch]