| English Original | traduzione italiana | retranslated from Italian | ritradotto: E-I-E-I | retranslated again: E-I-E-I-E | E-S-Portuguese-S-E |
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| Bill Gates at Heaven's Gate | Accessi di nota all'Accesso del cielo | Accesses of known to the access of the sky | Accessi da noti all'accesso del cielo | Accesses from well known to the access of the sky | Gates of the invoice the Large door of the paradise |
| Shortly after Bill Gates was killed in a freak accident, he found himself being sized up by Saint Peter. | Accessi di nota poco dopo fu uccisi in un incidente di ghiribizzo, egli trovò luistesso essendo valutato mediante Santo si Esauriscono. | Accesses of shortly after known was killed in a striking of freak, he found himself being valued by Holy Exhaust. | Accessi di noto poco dopo fu uccisi in un shoccante di ghiribizzo, egli trovò luistesso essendo valutato mediante Scarico santo. | Accesses of shortly after known was killed in a freak shoccante, he found himself being valued by Holy discharge. | Shortly after Gates of the invoice was matados in accident manipulation of the whimsicality, the met the up to being sized on for Saint Pedro. |
| Bill, this is a tough call. You've made great technological advancements with Microsoft, but you've also given us Windows 95. I think I'm going to let you choose between heaven and hell. | Nota, questo è una chiamata dura. Avete fatto grandi avanzamenti tecnologici con Microsoft, ma avete anche ha dato noi Finestre 95. Io penso al stò per permettervi scegliete fra cielo e inferno. | Note, this is one hard call. You did big technological advancements with Microsoft, but have you also has given us Windows 95. I think to the I am going to allow scegliete you between hell and sky. | Nota, questo è una chiamata dura. Avete fatto grandi avanzamenti tecnologici con Microsoft, ma avete anche ci ha dato Finestre 95. Io penso al vado a permettere sceglietela fra inferno e cielo. | Note, this is one hard call. You did big technological advancements with Microsoft, but have you also has given us Windows 95. I think to the I go to allow choose it between sky and hell. | Invoice, this è uma call cabezadura. Vosoasos have technological advancements grans events with Microblandengue, however you have also given us Windows 95. I think I am going let it you elects between paradise and báratro. |
| That sounds fair, Gates replied. Can I have a look at hell first? | Quella fiera di suoni, Accessi replicati. Posso dare un'occhiata all'inferno prima? | The one show of sounds, Replied accesses. May have a look to the first hell? | L'una mostra di suoni, Accessi replicati. Può dare un'occhiata al primo inferno? | The one exibition of sounds, Replied accesses. Can have a look at the first hell? | That fe of the sounds, Gates respondidos. Power I have cousin eye manipulation of the báratro? |
| Saint Peter showed his guest a wonderland of sunny beaches, beautiful women, sumptuous food and an ideal climate. If this is hell, Gates explained, I want to see heaven. | Santo si Esauriscono mostrò il suo ospite un wonderland di spiagge soleggiate, belle donne, cibo sontuoso e una clima ideale. Se questo è inferno, Accessi spiegati, Voglio vedere cielo. | Holy Exhaust shown its guest a wonderland of sunny beaches, fine women, sumptuous food and an ideal climate. If this is hell, Explained accesses, I want to see sky. | Scarico santo mostrato il suo ospite un wonderland di spiagge soleggiate, donne fini, cibo sontuoso e una clima ideale. Se questo è inferno, Accessi spiegati, Voglio vedere cielo. | Holy discharge shown its guest a wonderland of sunny beaches, fine women, sumptuous food and an ideal climate. If this is hell, Explained accesses, I want to see sky. | Saint Pedro show his manipulation guest wonderland of sunny beaches, beautiful women, sumptuous food and ideal climate manipulation. If this è báratro, Gates explicados, I want to the guipar paradise. |
| Saint Peter led the way through billowy clouds filled with angels playing golden harps. Hmm, Gates pondered. This is nice, but I think I prefer hell. | Santo si Esauriscono guidato la via attraverso nuvole gonfiabili riempite con gioco di angeli arpe d'oro. Hmm, Accessi ponderarono. Questo è bello, ma io penso al che io preferisco inferno. | Holy Exhaust guided the way through inflatable clouds filled with clearance of golden harps angels. Hmm, Accesses pondered. This is beautiful, but I think whereat I prefer hell. | Scarico santo ha guidato la via attraverso nuvole gonfiabili riempite con spazio di angeli di arpe d'oro. Hmm, Accessi ponderarono. Questo è bello, ma io penso al al che io preferisco inferno. | Holy discharge has guided the way through inflatable clouds filled with space of angels of golden harps. Hmm, Accesses pondered. This is beautiful, but I think to the whereat I prefer hell. | Saint Pedro led the way através of rippling clouds filled with anjosas juganti harps of gold. Hmm, Gates ponderados. This è I interface, however I think I prefer báratro. |
| Two weeks later, Saint Peter went to check on the billionaire. He found him shackled to a wall, surrounded by shooting flames and tormenting demons. | Due settimane in seguito, Santo si Esauriscono andò per controllare il miliardario. Egli lo trovò shackled ad una parete, circondato sparando fiamme e demoni di tormenta. | Fortnight later on, Holy Exhaust went to check the miliardario. He found him shackled to a wall, closed in shooting snowstorm demons and flames. | Due settimane in seguito, Scarico santo andò per controllare il miliardario. Egli lo trovò shackled ad una parete, chiuso in demoni di tempesta di neve di sparo e fiamme. | Fortnight later on, Holy discharge went to check the miliardario. He found him shackled to a wall, closed in flames and shot snowstorm demons. | Duas weekends more I be late, Saint Pedro we were control it on the billionaire. The met the shackled the uma wall, misstated for shooting call and tormenting demons. |
| Saint Peter! Gates cried. This is awful! This is nothing like the hell I visited. What happened to that other place, the one with the beaches, the beautiful women and the delicious food? | Santo si Esauriscono! Accessi cried. Questo è terribile! Questo è per nulla l'inferno che io visitai. Che cosa accadde a questo altro posto, il uno con le spiagge, le belle donne e il cibo delizioso? | Holy Exhaust! Accesses cried. This is terrific! This is nothing like the hell that I visited. What happened at this other placed, the one with the beaches, the fine women and the delightful food? | Scarico santo! Accessi cried. Questo è terrificante! Questo è per nulla l'inferno che io visitai. Che cosa accadde in questo altro messo, il uno con le spiagge, le donne fini e il cibo delizioso? | Holy discharge! Accesses cried. This is terrific! This is nothing like the hell that I visited. What happened in this other put, the one with the beaches, the fine women and the delightful food? | Saint Pedro! Gates llorados. This è terrible! This è nothing as the báratro I visited. That happened the that autra posicion, the manipulation with the beaches, the beautiful women and the delightful food? |
| Oh, that, Saint Peter replied. That was just a demo. | OH, che, Santo si Esauriscono replicato. Che era solo una demo. | OH, that, Holy Exhaust replied. That was only a demo. | OH, che, Scarico santo replicato. Che era solo una demo. | OH, that, Replied holy discharge. That was only a demo. | Oh, that, Saint Pedro answered. That was just manipulation demo. |